Thursday, August 30, 2012

Today In News- August 30, 2012

Here's a rundown on some of the great headlines/ stories of today, as found on various sources:

1-Yahoo- Bizarre two-faced cat has Web divided- 'some are wondering if it's too good to be true.' Yes, because when I woke up this morning, I said to myself, please God, please, just let the world have a two-faced cat. It's all I wish for.

2- Puck Daddy Original- 'Massive Ideological Hurdle' in NHL Labour talks- what are Bettman and Fehr doing, debating the existence of God? Your 'ideological hurdle' looks as complicated as the Jersey Shore series cancellation. Both sides want too much money. Pretty simple if you ask the rest of us.

3- Various sources and Twitter- Rob Ford's niece gives out useful tips for avoiding sexual assault to women, including not dressing like a whore. This kind of mentality from the era before women's rights should probably go by the wayside, like Ms. Ford's early career in lingerie football.

4- The sandwich celebrates its 250th birthday. Way to go sandwich!

5- Yahoo again- In India, a man opened up a clothing line named Hitler and has claimed that he didn't know who Hitler was until after his line was already launched. My guess is that all of his hate mail should be directed to his home address, which is probably 'under a rock somewhere.'

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